Once there was this guy who was having trouble getting up for
sex, so he goes to his friend and tell him his problem to see if
he's got anything that can help. His friend reaches into the
cupboard and hands him some ointment and tells him to rub it on.
So when the guy gets home he puts it on and then it starts to
get up, so he screws his wife. After that he calls his friend
and thanks him so he keeps taking them.
Three days later his friend calls him on the phone and tells him
he gave him the wrong tube. So the guy gets the tube and reads
it, it said, "Mole Remover: Apply three days, the mole gets hard
and then falls off."