Words of truth, spoken by Fez

on Oct, 17 2012 3068 views

Words of truth, spoken by Fez


Drinking Signs

Signs That You're A Heavy Drinker

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.

4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.

7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Convenience, or Coincidence?

8. Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem.

9. Every woman you see has an exact twin.

10. You fall off the floor.

11. Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, so forget dinner!

12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

13. I'm not drunk - you're just sober!!

14. You don't recognize your wife unless seen from the bottom of a glass.

15. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.

16. You've fallen and can't get up!