An American delegation is being shown around a Russian factory. Two workers
are carrying a big and very heavy pipe. Suddenly one drops the pipe and they
start a conversation. One of the Americans says:
- I understand Russian a little, I'll translate you. The first one says that
he had sex with this pipe. The other one says he had sex with the first man,
oral and anal as well, and with the factory's main engineer, and with each
representative of the factory's administration individually!