Support: Hello, what can I do for you?
Woman: Hello, I have a question.
Support: Well, ask me then.
Woman: I don't know how to start the Computer.
Support: How about pressing the Power-Button?
Woman: The What-Button?
Support: Didn't you ever before use the PC?
Woman: No, it's not mine, it belongs to my son.
Support: Well, why don't you ask him then?
Woman: Because I think I ruined the Computer, and now I wanna test if it
Support: Well, what did you do?
Woman: I cleaned it.
Woman: Emmm...I used water.
Support: Tell me exactly.
Woman: well, I used the garden hose.
Support: The gard...garden...hose?!?!
Woman: Emmm...yes...it looked so dirty.
Support: OK...and why do you think that you ruined it?
Woman: Well, it started to burn, where the power-cable comes out.
Support: You didn't disconnect the power before cleaning the PC with
Woman: No, I forgot, but it didn't burn for long, I had sand to throw over
it to stop the fire.
Support: Well, and now, what does it look like?
Woman: Hmmm...black...and it smells exciting.
Support: Well, I'm sorry, but nobody on the world could help you with
this...I'm sure you ruined it!
Woman: OK....thanks, nice you tried.