When I got my first laptop

on Oct, 08 2012 2295 views

When I got my first laptop


Out of t.p.

A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over.
She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager.
The bartender says, ''He isn't here but I can do anything the manger can do for
you.'' By this time the lady is running her fingers down his face and into his
mouth and is letting him suck on her fingers.

She says, ??you're sure he isn't here?''

The bartender says, ''Yes, I'm very sure.''

The lady says, ''Well, I just wanted to tell him there's no toilet paper or
soap in the women's restroom.''