A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. "Whats with these guys", says the
engineer "We must have been waiting for over 25 minutes!!". "I don't
know" answers the doctor, "but I've never seen such ineptitude!!". "Hey,
here comes the greenskeeper. Lets have a word with him, and find out who
these guys are". says the priest, who then turns around and says "Hi
George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us, they are rather
slow, aren't they?" George: "Oh yes. Thats a group of blind
firefighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last
year. So we let them play anytime free of charge!
"That's so sad" says the priest, "I'll say a special prayer for them
"Good idea", replies the doctor "And I am going to contact my
Opthalmologist buddy and ask him if there's anything he can do for them."
"That's all well and good," says the engineer, "but why can't these
guys just play at night?"