When Subtitles go wrong - 22 Fails

on Aug, 26 2010 23711 views


Horrific accident

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she
managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying
fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. ?My God!? the trooper gasped.
?Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK
ma?am?? ?Yes, officer, I?m just fine? the blonde chirped.? Well, how in the
world did this happen?? the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
?Officer, it was the strangest thing!? the blonde began. ?I was driving along
this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I
swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and
there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I
Swerved to the left and there was ....?
?Uh, ma?am,? the officer said, cutting her off, ?There isn?t a tree on this
road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.?