A man walks into the woman's section of a department store and tells the sales
clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife.
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk?
"Type?" inquires the man, "there's more than one type?"
"There are three types." Replies the clerk,
"The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one
do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference in them?"
The clerk responds, "It is really very easy. The Catholic type supports the
masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen and the Baptist type makes
mountain's out of mole hills."