99 year-old man marries for the first time

on Jul, 01 2011 4343 views

NEW YORK: A 99-year old man has ended his lifelong holdout and tied the knot for the very first time.

Gilbert Herrick met 86-year-old Virginia Hartman, a widow who raised five children, while living at Monroe Community Hospital near Rochester, New York. Something that hadn’t clicked for 98 years finally did.

They tied the knot June 6. Her five children, grandchildren and great grandchildren helped plan. Both are confined to wheelchairs, making their first dance as a couple tricky. They waited for the floor to clear, said Herrick.

via – thenews.com.pk


Don't believe everything you see

A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The
morning following a bad storm, a new guy (homer) washes up on the shore. Homer
and the wife are very attracted to each other right away, but realize certain
protocols will have to be observed. The husband, however, is very glad to see
homer there.
"Now we will be able to have three people doing 8-hour shifts in the
watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."

Homer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift.
He climbs up the tower and stands watch, observing the ocean horizon for any
ships. Soon the husband and wife start placing stones in a circle in order to
make a fire to cook supper. Homer yells down: "hey, no f******!"
They couple looks at each other and yells back: "we're not f******!"

A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again
homer yells down: "hooey, no f******!"
Again they yell back, "we're not f******!"

Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof to their shack to patch leaks.
Once again homer yells down from high above: "hey, I said no f******!!"
"We said we're not f******!!"

Finally the shift is over, homer climbs down from the tower, and the husband
starts to climb up. He?s only halfway up when the wife and homer are screwing
their brains out.

Once at the top, the husband looks out from the tower and says: "son-of-a-gun.
From up here it does look like they're f******."