Little Red Riding Hood was already to take lunch over to her grandmothers when her mother had handed her a shotgun."Now, little red, you must be careful of the Big Bad Wolf," her mother explained."He will lift up your little red dress and pull down your little red panties, and screw your little red socks off.""Ok, I will mother."red assured her.While going down the trail out came the big bad wolf just like her mother had warned."Little Red Riding Hood! I'm going to lift you little red dress up, pull down your little red panties, and screw your little red socks off!"Well with no hesitation, the wolf pulled up Little Red Riding Hood's little red dress and pulled down Little Red Riding Hood's little red panties, but just then with a clam and collected look, Little Red Riding Hood points the shot gun to the Big Bad Wolf's head and says, "Your not going to screw my little red socks off. Your going to EAT me just like the book says!"