Talent is God Given

on Mar, 11 2011 2327 views

Talent is God-given. Be humble.

Fame is man-given. Be grateful.

Conceit is self-given. Be careful

  ~ John Wooden 


Babes and cookie dough

A family with 2 grown up boys would go visit theit grandmother every year for x-mas and the grandma would always make cookies but someone would always eat the cookie dough before she could bake the cookies. so one year she put some bebe's in the cookie dough. she would be able to figue out who kept eating the cookie dough. the next morning one of the boys came down and said,"grandma, i was brushing my teeth and i puked out bebe's!" just then the other boy came in and said,"grandma, i was jacking off in the barn and i shot a bebe out of my penis and killed a cow!".