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on Jan, 25 2011 4358 views

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Potential and Reality

A son asked his father : "Dad, what's the difference between potential and reality?" (a question he was asked at school)

His father replied : "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with the milkman for a million bucks."

The son did this and returned that his mother would sleep with the milkman for a million bucks. His father said : "Now go ask your sister if she would sleep with the milkman for a million dollars.".

The son did this and later replied: "Sis said that she too would sleep with the milkman for a million bucks."

His father then said : "Go ask your brother if he would sleep with the milkman for a million bucks."

The son getting rather irritated did this. He returned and said : "Ivor also said that he would sleep with the milkman for a million bucks. I am getting tired of asking people if they will sleep with the milkman please tell me what's the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looked at him and said :"This family has the potential to make $3 000 000, but the reality is that we have two sluts and a homo in the family." That's the difference!

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