Funny Quotes from Famous People
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: "I'm cheap!"
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men
are just grateful.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think,
"I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to
start all over again.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable
job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At
the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Men look at women the way men look at cars. Everyone looks at Ferraris.
Now and then we like a pickup truck, and we all buy station wagons.