Two neighbors got into an argument about presidential politics. The first guy
asked, "Why are you such a dedicated Republican?"
The second guy replied, "My Father and Grandfather were Republicans before me
and I am carrying on the family tradition."
"That's it?" said the first exasperated neighbor. "What if your Father and
Grandfather had been horse thieves?"
"Well..." replied the second neighbor, "I suppose then I'd be a Democrat like