Life's Little Instructions

on Dec, 26 2010 22695 views

Sing in the shower.

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Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.

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Watch a sunrise at least once a year.

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Never refuse homemade brownies.

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Strive for excellence, not perfection.

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Plant a tree on your birthday.

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Learn three clean jokes.

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Return borrowed vehicles with gas tank full.

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Never waste an oppurtunity to tell someone you love them.

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Leave everything a little better than you found it.

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Keep it simple.

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Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.

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Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.

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Be forgiving on yourself and others.

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Say "thank you" a lot.

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Say "please" a lot.

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Avoid negative people.

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Wear polished shoes.

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Remember other people's birthdays.

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Commit yourself to constant improvement.

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Have a firm handshake.

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Send lots of valentine cards, sign them.

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Look people in the eye.

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Be the first to say "hello."

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Return all things you borrow.

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Make new friends but cherish the old ones.

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Keep secrets

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Plant flowers every spring.

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Have a dog.

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Always accept an outstretched hand.

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Stop blaming others.

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Take responsiblity for every area of your life.

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Wave at kids on school buses.

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Be there when people need you.

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Don't expect life to be fair.

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Never underestimate the power of love.

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Drink champagne for no reason at all.

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Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.

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Don't be afraid to say, "I made a mistake."

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Don't be afraid to say, "I don't know."

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Compliment even small improvements.

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Keep your promises no matter what.

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Marry only for love.

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Rekindle old friendships.

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Count your blessings.

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Call your mother.

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And your dad too, if they happen to be alive.

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Things to Do at a Boring Movie

1. Wear a top hat.

2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."

6. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some
Juiji Fruits for you asthma.

7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls' bathroom is flooding.

11. Yell out what is going to happen.

12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.

13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman!
Hahaha!" and run away.

14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.

15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend
already is.

16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"

17. Gently, very softly, place a single pooped kernel of corn on the head
of the person in front of you.

18. Scream out, "Hey, this isn't Bambi!"

19. Stare at the person sitting across the aisle from you, then quickley
look back at the screen when they notice, then stare at them again when
they turn back to the screen.

20. See if you can get a moistened Jujy Fruit to stick to the screen.

21. Yell to the projectionist, "Can you pause it? I gotta pee!"

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