This is the FBI summary of a conversation that took place this week
between President Clinton and Ashley, a brand new intern in the
Ashley walked into the White House for her first day of her
internship and was greeted by the President. After a short tour of the
White House the President asked, "How would you like to see the
Ashley looked troubled and said "I don't know Mr. President. I
have heard some pretty bad things about you. I don't think that would
be a good idea."
"Nonsense" said the President. "It's just a clock." Ashley
agreed and the President led her into the Oval Office where they were
alone. He closed the door, dropped his pants, and pulled it out. Ashley
"Oh that's not the Presidential Clock, that's the Presidential
To which the President responded, "Ashley, honey, once you put a
face and two hands on it, it's a clock!"