Today I learned: Put a small amount of water in a glass when you microwave your pizza to keep the crust from getting chewy

on Sep, 15 2012 1531 views

Today I learned: Put a small amount of water in a glass when you microwave your pizza to keep the crust from getting chewy

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2 men and a woman...

What happens when you have :

2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2
German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman 2
English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian
woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 American men and 1
American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred :

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in
a menage ? trois.

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.

The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look
at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.

The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while
the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own,
the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can
do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of
household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is
improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.

The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
instructions.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by
setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of
coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English
are not getting any!

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