How to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped... - You've got Windows on your laptop. - Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. - Your dork is ajar. - Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. - I can see your Gap dancers. - Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... - Your pod bay door is open, Hal. - Elvis Junior has left the building! - Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. - Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! - Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward quadrant! - Lil' Shaq's at the free show line. - You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." - Your closet door is open and Donato's peeking out. - You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. - I see you have an opening in senior management. - Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.