A depressed blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree, so she gathered together a few ropes and walked into the woods. When she got there she tied the ropes around the tree, and then around herself.
A few minutes later, a man walking his dog through the woods came across the blonde. He asked, ?What on earth are you doing??
The blonde replied, ?I?m hanging myself!?
The man said, ?So why is the rope tied around your stomach instead of round your neck??
The blonde replied, ?Well when I did that I couldn?t breathe!?