A young man goes off to collage and his parents are concerned
about him because he's always been a slacker and his speech is
very slow. All of this is caused from drugs. His mother told him
the day he left, "Honey we know for a fact that you won't always
be in school but your father and I will always help you with
whatever you need."
So the son said ok and his dad then told him, "Son we know
you're slow with words so just send us a picture of what you
need and we will help you get it." The son said okay and goes to
collage. A week letter his parents get a letter from him. They
open the envelope and saw a picture of him having sex with a
prostitute with a note enclosed that said, "Collage is great!
Send more money. Love, your son."