15> Losing Never Looked So Great!
14> Endorsed by the Entire Russian Olympic Hockey Team
13> Hey, Guys -- Buy My Bra and I'll Be Left Without One!
12> Love 38s!
11> Soon to Be Sold to Some Pudgy, Sweaty Pervert on eBay
10> Hold Up *Your* Sagging Career
9> A Lovely Case for the Only Trophies *You'll* Ever Have to Show Off
8> As Close as You're Ever Going to Get to My Rack, Dorkboy
7> Crap. If This Thing Works, I Got Nothin' Left
6> Because Two Bouncers Might Show You the Door
5> Just Tell the Sales Clerk It's for Your Girlfriend, You Little Perv
4> Support Can Be Sexy -- Just Ask Your Boyfriend, Who's Masturbating to My Catalogue Right Now
3> Available in Small, Medium and Serena
2> Anna 1, Anna 2...
1> Supporting the Troops on the Russian Front
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