The Pikavengers

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The Pikavengers


The Top 15 Rejected Slogans Promoting Abstinence

15> Abstinence: Give Yourself a Hand!

14> I say zip it -- zip it good!

13> Just because it's the most pleasurable sensation you'll ever feel in your lifetime doesn't mean you should rush right out and experience it.

12> Hey, do you want Ken Starr all over your ass?!

11> Wham, Bam, Thank You Hand!

10> Just Say Whoa

9> Join the celibate Top 5 Contributors!

8> The Pope does it -- now *you* can, too!

7> Abstinence: It's not just for quarrels anymore!

6> Leave It Near Beaver

5> Don't think of it as less sex -- think of it as more time to watch "Babylon 5" reruns.

4> You've come a long way, Baby -- for nothing!

3> Abstinence: No f**kin' way!

2> Spend a little time away from the orifice.

1> "Hello, this is President Clinton with an important message for young people..."

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