The Dark Knight Trilogy

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The Dark Knight Trilogy

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender,...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots."
Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?"
The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's
for this little guy here," and he pulls a 3 inch man out of
his pocket.

The bartender asks "He can drink?"

"Oh, sure. He can drink."

So the bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the
little guy drinks it all up.

"That's amazing" says the bartender.
"What else can he do, can he walk?"

The man flicks a quarter down
to the end of the bar and says, "Hey, Jake. Go get that." The
little guy runs down to the end of the bar and picks up the quarter.
Then he runs back down and gives it to the man.

The bartender is in
total shock. "That's amazing" he says, "what else can he do? Does
he talk?"

The man says "Sure he talks, hey, Jake, tell him about
that time we were in Africa hunting and you called that witch
doctor a Nigger!"

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