The clock of an engineer

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The clock of an engineer

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A Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian

A Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian go to a bar.

The Texan takes out a bottle of Tequila and takes a swig. He throws the nearly full bottle in the air, takes out a .45 and shoots the bottle. The people in the bar gasp and ask him why he did that. He says "Where I come from, we've got lots of Tequila."

The Californian (not to be outdone by the Texan) takes out a bottle of wine, corkscrew and wineglass. He pours a glass of wine, swirls it and takes a sip. He throws the nearly full bottle of wine in the air, takes out a little silver pistol, and shoots the bottle of wine. The people in the bar gasp and ask him why he did that. He says , "I'm from Napa Valley, we have plenty of wine."

The Oregonian takes out a bottle of beer and drinks the whole thing. He throws the bottle in the air, takes out a Rugar FastAction, shoots the Californian, and catches the beer bottle. The people in the bar gasp and ask him why he did that. He says, "Where I'm from, we have plenty of Californians. But I want to recycle this bottle."

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