Little Johnny was in the school bus on the way to an excursion.
Suddenly, he said, Have you realised that if my Mum was a
Kangaroo and my Dad was a Kangaroo, id be a baby Kangaroo? The
driver said, 'SHUT UP, KID!' Then Johnny said, Have you
realised that if my Mum was an Echidna and my Dad was an
Echidna, id be a baby Echidna? The Driver said, If your Mum
was a Builder and your Dad was Ricky Martin, then what would you
'A Bus Driver.'