Sushi Roller

on Jul, 07 2012

Sushi Roller


Missing golf ball

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough there was my wife's golf ball.....stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey this looks like yours!"

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing