This guy had a perpetual erection. It was constantly hard, day and night.
He went to a drug store to see if he could get something for it.
The pharmacist was a lady and he was kind of ashamed to tell her.
She said, "Don't be ashamed, I'm a professional, you can tell me anything."
He told her, "I have this perpetual hard-on. What can you give me for it?"
She responded, "Wait a minute, I'll have to talk to my partner I'll be right back," and she went into the back to talk to her sister who was her partner in the drugstore.
She came back shortly and told him, "The best we can do is give you $500 and part ownership in the drugstore."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing