Superman does good. You doin' well.

on Oct, 14 2012 3335 views

Superman does good. You doin' well.


Kid Sayings!

A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself without help from her mother. She said, "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail." Amen.

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." The young son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left shoe was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet!" He looked up at her with a raised eyebrow and said,
"Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet."

On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher announced to her class, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm lookin for the seal."