17> The Guy on My Fake ID Is an Honor Roll Student
16> Hwz My Drvg? Txt Me ;=)
15> I'd rather be downloading porn
14> I totally nailed your honor student daughter last weekend -- STILL proud?
12> American by Birth, Goth by the Grace of Lucifer
11> I watch "American Idol"... and I vote!
10> My Teen Is an Honor Student at the Betty Ford Clinic (Osbourne family only)
9> Honk If Your Piercing Infected Your Tattoo
8> How's my applying-eyeliner-while-balancing-the-wheel-with-my-elbows, talking-to-Felicity-McIntyre-on-my-cell-about-whether-ohmigod!-Jimmy-Anderson-really-likes-me?
7> If You Can See the Zits on My Forehead, You're Too Close
6> Do Not Tailgate -- Your Daughter May Be Under the Steering Wheel
5> They're called subwoofers, Gramps
4> White Suburban Teen Who Thinks He's an Inner-City Rapper on Board
3> Am I Hot or Not? Call 1-800-4 R KELLY
2> Objects in Driver's Sweater Are Larger Than They Appear
1> My Other Parents Let Me Drive Their Porsche
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