There are 3 girls and a dad. One girl named Rose asked her dad "Why did you call me Rose?"
Dad replies: "When you were born a rose pedal fell on your head."
The next girl named dandylion asked her dad "Why did you name me Dandylion?"
Dad replied:"Because when I looked out the window when you were born a saw a ton of Dandylions."
Then the girl after that said to her dad "Daddy,why." (with a retarted speech impediment voice)
Dad replied: "Shut up cement block."