An elderly and not overly smart man took his very much younger date to see a movie.
Instead of watching the movie though, they are kissing, hugging and fondling each other.
As things are getting more heated by the moment the man's very expensive toupee gets knocked off.
Of course, right away he starts trying to find it and in the dark, his hand accidentally gets in under his date's dress.
She, feeling quite aroused by all the kissing and such, breathes into his ear............."that's it !" ......... "that's it !" .
The man thinks for a second and then replies, "Hell, it couldn't be! I had mine parted on the side! "