Pure Evil!

on Sep, 09 2012 3433 views

Pure Evil!


Sex Riddles

Q: What is the definition of wicker box?

A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A: A bingo machine.

Q: What do you call a Flordia gynecologist?

A: A spreader of old wives' tails...

Q: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

A: They have shaky hands!

Q: What do you call a female midget who's nice and gives head?

A: Short, sweet, and to the point!

Q: What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?

A: An armadildo.

Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

Q: What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?

A: Come in eight flavors.

Q: What was the first obscenity ever heard on T.V.?

A: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

Q: Do you know why it's called sex?

A: Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!

Q: What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?

A: Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)

Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?

A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.

Q: If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and you wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?

A: 8 hours, 59 minutes - who cares what she wants!

Q: What do you do in case of fallout?

A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes!

Q: Why do women have two holes so close together?

A: In case you miss.