These two buddies are sitting at the bar in a singles` club and talking about
another guy sitting at the other end of the bar. "I don?t get it," complained
the first guy, "He?s not good looking, he has absolutely no taste in clothes,
and he drives a beat up wreck of a car, yet he always manages to go home with
the most beautiful women here!"
"Yeah," replies his buddy, "He?s not even a very good conversationalist, all
he does is sit there and lick his eyebrows."