A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Hi stranger, my name is Mike. I'll give you a free beer if you can guess the name of this bar in three tries." The man says, "Thanks...Mike's Place?" "Nope.""Mike's Tavern?" "No,""Mike's Pub?""No, but here's a free beer anyway. Nobody ever get's it. The joint's name is Sally's Leggs! "That's a good one." the man says and proceeds to get royally ripped.The next morning the man is still drunk and sitting on a curb, when a cop pulls up and ask's him what he is doing there. He responds, "I'm just waiting for Sally's Leggs to open, so I can wet my whistle!"