My nephew helping his pet chicken, Biscuit, smell a flower.

on Oct, 26 2013 7049 views

My nephew helping his pet chicken, Biscuit, smell a flower.

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If I am ever a Hero's Sidekick
  • I will not assume that I know what's going on.
  • If I go anywhere for rest and relaxation, I will not take the hero along with me.
  • I'll tell the hero HE can go into town for the information, while I watch the camp.
  • I will realize that I do have a life of my own.
  • I will realize that the Hero is going to get me killed, if I am not careful. That he avenges my death because he feels guilty about this is not something that will make me happy.
  • I will be very quiet. I will not act boisterous and draw attention to myself. The probability of getting killed is much higher if the enemy knows who I am.
  • If I am tasked to carry this very important message, I will make copies and use FedEx to get them to their destination.
  • I will accept the fact that I am not the Hero and the sexual advances made towards me by the beautiful captured spy is a lure to kill me and escape.
  • If I am the town drunk, I should stay the town drunk and happily live out the next 40 years instead of getting killed by cleaning myself up.
  • If I am a noted warrior, I am still allowed to wear clothing with sleeves.
  • My shirt is allowed to be buttoned.
  • If my partner is named Dirty Harry, I should realize that there is a reason for that and ask for a transfer.
  • If my partner is Don Johnson, I can do the world a favor.
  • I will adapt a skill at pattern recognition. If the last 4 sidekicks have died gruesomely, so will I.
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