There once were these two women who sat in the back of the
church every Sunday for church service and they always talked
for the whole hour and a half. So one day when the two women
were not around the congregation and the preacher got together
and deviced a plan to make the women stop talking during church.
The preacher said, "While we are singing the first hymn, I will
out streach my arms and every one will stop singing." With this
agreed upon everyone left. The next Sunday the two women were
there and as always they gabbered on. When the first hymn came
up everyone was singing away and the preacher outstreached his
arm and everyone stopped. And in a loud booming voice one of the
ladies anounced, "And I fry my in Criso!"