* "Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been!"
* "David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice
your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!"
* "Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!"
* "Shadrach, Messiah and Abed ego! Leave those clothes outside, you smell like
a dirty old' furnace!"
* "Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!"
* "Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you; don't bring home any more
* "Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your
* "James and John! No more burping contests at the dinner table,
please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder!"
* "Judas! Have you been in my purse again?"
* "Jesus! Do you think you were born in a barn?"