Look at this b*tch...

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Look at this b*tch...

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Ways to add confusion to dining halls

by Robert ChenYou should not attempt any these things. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.41. Dress up in coat and tie. Find a table where everyone's done eating. Inform them of the daily special desserts and take their orders.42. Spill your drink and tray on a person and run off.43. During the meal, tell about the time you beat a boulder to death.44. Find a full table. Ask, "Is anyone sitting under there?" Proceed to eat beneath the table. Ask for amenities such as napkins and ketchup. Comment on how nice everyone's shoes look.45. If sitting with someone with whom you're romantically interested, complain how the setting isn't very romantic. Apologize. Then give a look of resolve and proceed to smash all the lights in the dining hall. Sit back down and remove the shattered glass from your partner's food.46. Bring in a cordless or cellular phone. Order pizza.47. During the meal, complain how terrible the virus is that you have. Proceed to cough and sneeze on everyone's food.48. Speak of some disgusting topic while everyone is eating.49. Request a waitress.50. Comment on how good the food is.

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