Lol.. Wrong cheat code...

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Lol.. Wrong cheat code...

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There once was this American, Scottish man, and Irishman who all
used to work together at the same building site, and each day
they would sit out on a steel girder 40 floors high and eat
their lunches.

One day the american opens his lunch up and says, "fucken
baloney, I have had it everyday for the past 5 years, and if I
get it again tomorrow, I am gonna jump off this steel girder!!!"

The scottish man opens his lunch and says, "bloody lettuce
sandwich, I have had lettuce sandwiches for the past 10 years
and I am sick to death of them, if I get lettuce tomorrow I too
am gonna jump off this steel girder".

The Irish man says, "bloody fucken cheese again, if I fucken get
cheese tomorrow I too am gonna jump!!".

The next day, once again the three men go out and sit on the
girder to eat their lunches.

The american opens up his lunch and says, "fucken baloney again,
fuck that, I have had enough!!!", and with that he jumps off the
steel girder to his death.

The Scottish man opens his lunch and says, "bloody lettuce
again, to hell with it!!", and he too jumps off the steel girder.

The Irishman opens his lunch and says, "bloody fucken crappy
cheese again, fuck that and fuck me, I have had enough!!!", and
he too jumps off the steel girder to his death.

The next day at the combined funeral the three wives are sitting
there together sobbing. The American's wife says to the other
two, "I didn't realise he had a problem with baloney, all he had
to do was say something and I would have made something
different for him!!".

The Scootish mans wife also says, "I too did not realise there
was a problem, all he had to do was say something and I would
have made him something different!!"

The Irishmans wife then says, "well I am not exactly sure of
what the problem was with my husband, he used to get up every
morning and make his own lunch!!!!".

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