Keeping warm

on Jul, 27 2012 1062 views

Keeping warm

Comments

Al Gore's New Program....

Al Gore's New Program....

Al Gore was entertaining Joe Leiberman and decided to show off his new home. Upon entering the bedroom, Joe noticed a very large wooden box with 5 empty beer cans and about $1500.00 in cash.

Out of curiosity, Joe asked ''AL, I see you're a beer drinker, I am too! you see, we DO have something in common''

With a condescending voice, Al quipped, '' yes, of course we do Joe''

Joe then asked '' Al, why the 5 empty cans and all that cash''

Al gladly told Joe about his new program. '' Joe, since last month, I have decided to turn a new leaf and become a more accountable person, while at the same time rewarding myself for my efforts. Whenever I tell a lie, I drink a beer and put the can in this box''

''That's really impressive'', Joe replied, ''only 5 beer cans in a whole month, but tell me, where did all that cash come from''?

Without missing a beat, Al responded, ''Whenever the box gets full of beer cans, I take it down to the recycling center, you know how concerned I am about environmental issues''

Feedback