It's gonna be sunny, they said...

on Oct, 08 2012 2083 views

It's gonna be sunny, they said...


Elephant Jack

Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting
my penis erected. Can you help me?"

After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the
problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your
penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you,
except, if you're willing to try an experimental treatment."

Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor
explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk
of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis." Jack thinks
about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going through
life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for
it." A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green
light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic
evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest
restaurants in the city.

In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that
continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure
Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his
pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and
then returned to his pants.

His girlfriend was stunned at first but then said with a sly
smile, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"

Jack replied with his eyes watering, "Well, I guess so, but I
don't think I can fit another roll in my ass."