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on Oct, 06 2012 3916 views

Is this a threat?


Where's the baby?

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby.

All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.

They ask to see the baby, but the mother keeps saying, "Not yet."

Finally, a cousin asks, "When can we see the baby?"

"When it cries," says the elderly mother.

"Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?" the cousin asks impatiently.

"Because I've forgotten where I've put it."

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo