I've always loved the rainbow oil creates when on water.

on Aug, 01 2012

I've always loved the rainbow oil creates when on water.


Thoughts From Women...

Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
* Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrow.
* Janette Barber

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
* Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
* Carrie Snow

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
* Bette Davis

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
* Catherine Aird

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
* Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
* Jane Sellman

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
* Charlotte Whitton

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
* Caryn Leschen

Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
* Jan King

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
* Jennifer Unlimited

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
* Kathy Buckley

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I'm also not blonde.
* Dolly Parton

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
* Erica Jong

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
* Sue Grafton

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
* Laurie Kuslansky

I think - therefore I'm single.
* Lizz Winstead

You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.
* Geri Jewell

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
* Elayne Boosler

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
* Maryon Pearson

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman.
* Margaret Thatcher

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
* Gloria Steinem

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home who answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
* Marie Corelli

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
* Linda Ellerbee

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
* Eleanor Roosevelt