I know I'm not the only one!!

on Jul, 12 2012

I know I'm not the only one!!


Young Couple

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on
their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband (who
was a burly bruiser) tossed his pants to his bride and said,
"Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice
the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants", she said.
"That's right!", said the husband, "and don't you ever forget
it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!"

With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as
his kneecap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She
said, "That's right and that's the way it's going to be until
your goddamned attitude changes!"