He said....Do you love me just because my father left me a
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left
you the money.
He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.
She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said....It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
He said....Shall we try a different position tonight?
She said...That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart."