A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he
can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open.
The bride agrees.
After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been
She peeks in and sees 3 golf balls and $6,000.
She confronts her mate with her findings, and asks for an explanation.
He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball
in the drawer."
She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad. But what about the $6,000?
He explains "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold 'em!"