John, Arnie and James are all working on some very high scaffolding.
Suddenly, John falls off and is killed instantly.
After the ambulance leaves with John's body, Arnie and James realize they'll have to inform his wife.
James says he's good with this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do it.
After two hours, he returns carrying a six pack of beer.
"So, did you tell her?" Asks Arnie
"Yep." Replies James.
"Hey, where did you get the six pack?"
"She gave it to me."
"What?!" Exclaims Arnie. "You just told her that her husband died, and she gave you a six pack?!"
"Sure. When she answered the door, I asked her whether she was John's widow.
'Widow?' She said. 'No, no..I'm not a widow. You must be mistaken.'
So I said, 'I'll bet you a six pack you are!'"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis