Glass-less 3D like a boss...

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Glass-less 3D like a boss...

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Cowboy Wisdom
  • If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
  • Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
  • It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
  • Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
  • Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey.
  • If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
  • Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
  • Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  • If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
  • When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
  • The best way to have a quiche for dinner is to make it up and put it in the oven to bake at 325 degrees. Meanwhile, get out a large T-bone, grill it, and when it's done, eat it. As for the quiche, continue to let it bake, but otherwise ignore it.
  • There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
  • Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.
  • Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.
  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
  • Never miss a good chance to shutup.
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