Shortly after a new police commissioner took office, the local
"house of pleasure" was raided and the girls were lined up
outside for questioning and transport to the Police Station.
A little old lady chanced to walk by while this was happening,
and noticing the "line-up" asked what was happening. As a joke,
one of the 'chicks' told her they were standing in line for free
A few minutes later, a constable approached the elderly woman
and asked, "Aren't you a little bit old for this?"
"Officer," she softly replied with a sweet smile, "as long as
they keep making them, I'll keep sucking them."