A Blonde on an Airplane
Ablonde buys a 2nd class ticket on an airplane going to Hawaii, but wants to sit in 1st class. She and a stuardess are fighting over where she sits. The stuardess says, "it says right there on your ticket. 2nd class.
"But I want to sit in 1st class!"
"You can't. Your ticket is for 2nd class."
The pilot heard all the yelling and came back and said "what's going on in here?" The stuardess replied "this woman thinks she can sit in 2nd class." Then the pilot walks up to the blonde and whisperef something in her ear. "Ohhhhh," says the blonde and moves back to 2nd class, as the pilot goes back into the cockpit.
Later, the stuardess is curious about what the pilot said. So,she goes and asks the pilot. The pilot replies "I told her that 1st class wasn't going to Hawaii."