Facebook In Real Life

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Facebook In Real Life

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Warning Signs
  • On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"
  • On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
  • On a package of Fisherman's Friend(R) throat lozenges: Not meant as a substitute for human companionship.
  • On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.
  • On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.
  • On a cup of McDonald's coffee: Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
  • On a refrigerator: Refrigerate after opening.
  • On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.
  • On a handgun: Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.
  • On pantyhose: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
  • On a piano: Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
  • On a can of Fix-a-Flat: Not to be used for breast augmentation.
  • On a Pentium chip: If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2-shipping and a $3-handling charge, for a total of $4.97.
  • On work gloves: For best results, do not leave at crime scene.
  • On a palm sander: Not to be used to sand palms.
  • On a calendar: Use of term "Sunday" for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
  • On Odor Eaters: Do not eat.
  • On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium.
  • On syrup of ipecac: Caution: May cause vomiting.
  • On a revolving door: Passenger compartments for individual use only.
  • On a microscope: Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear.
  • On children's alphabet blocks: Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
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